I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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