I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
im holly from the hills drunk
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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