return my video game
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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