I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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