Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Jerry, you need to find god
handjob tips. give me some.
I wish you could order shots online.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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