Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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