If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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