i barfeds in our rink
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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