this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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