And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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