Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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