the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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