No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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