We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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