is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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