epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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