it hurts more in the daytime
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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