Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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