is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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