She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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