No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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