He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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