she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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