No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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