ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I wish you could order shots online.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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