You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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