yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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