Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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