I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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