I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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