I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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