fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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