My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
don't judge my taste in strippers
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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