Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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