some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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