here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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