I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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