I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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