You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
How does one acquire holy water?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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