He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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