I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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