i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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