Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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