It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
