Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just cut my nipple shaving
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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