i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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