worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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