idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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