We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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