rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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