Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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