Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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